"Does His Wife Know?"

Read this first.

Yes, I actually got the credit for the line. But, as often happens in a good campaign staffed by high-quality professionals, it wasn't mine originally.

Just in case this one turns out not so well, though, I'm going to allow him to keep his anonymity, and I'll take the heat if it gets turned up.

Not that anyone who knows the folks in my office would have much trouble figuring it out, now that I've acknowledged I wasn't the original author of the line. But he can pretend to be anonmyous anyway.